LEVEL Softball Game 3 (3-15)Writen by: Hank Wethington
Posted on 31 March 2011
LEVEL COMES UP SHORT IN ROUT
(For Immediate Release)
EL CHORRO REGIONAL PARK, CA – Just two weeks after toppling Mind Body Elite-ier, the Low Down Dirty Cheaters didn’t bring their A game against the more talented and grammatically sound Mind Body Elite.
Despite great enthusiasm, the LDDC bats were silent through the first few innings, and the MBE bats were anything but. LEVEL did manage to push some runs across in the late innings thanks to the bats of “Angry Rob”, Ted “Blue Dog”, & Kathleen “2 Young 2 Settle“, but it proved to be too little too late.
After the game, the LDDC announced they had finalized a trade sending Kathleen, their star slugger and face of the franchise, to the San Francisco Giants. In exchange, the LDDC will receive Barry Zito and cash considerations. Zito is expected to make an easy transition to softball, given that his fastball already qualifies as “slow-pitch”.
Kathleen said of the trade, “As excited as I am to be joining the defending champions, I know I will never be able to replace the raw talent and gusto of the Low Down Dirty Cheaters.”
Here’s wishing Kathleen the best in the friendly confines of AT&T Park.