LEVEL Softball Game 4 (8-16)
Writen by: Hank WethingtonPosted on 07 April 2011
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(For Immediate Release)
After indulging in a few burgers, hot dogs, and perhaps too many beers, the Low Down Dirty Cheaters couldn’t overcome Hamstrung.
Despite a rowdy & raucous crowd in attendance, the Hamstrung bats were unfazed. They exploded for half a dozen runs in both the first and third innings, despite a masterful pitching performance from Jason “Sneezy Slugger.” “Angry Rob” also made the relief appearance of a lifetime (on his birthday, no less), striking out a batter and inducing ground balls from several others.
The Cheaters also improved their fielding, most notably when Scott “Snoman” gave up his body and took a scalding one-hopper to the gut, leaving a welt that you can actually see the softball stitching on (no joke, he’ll show you a picture if you ask nice). LEVEL plated four runs in the final inning thanks to clutch hitting from Rebecca “Hairbling”, Nicole “Canada”, Ryan “RyGuy”, & Jessica “Ciabatta”.
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